I fear this is what my life will become.
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with friend's i'm not out to
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straight friend:
omg this guy is sooo hot 😍😍
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me:
Ahaha, yes! I, too, am a Straight™ and feel attraction toward the abdominal muscles of tanned white men.
Orphaned Raccoon Rescued By Family With Dogs Thinks She’s A Dog, Too.
What an excellent weird dog <3
only one thing
#cat
Am I tumblr yet? #beans
Meth… Not even once.
New bed! Don’t have a duvet yet though. 💤🛌🎀
why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes
like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks
like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry
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